David Martin, Writer

Amarillo Boy

All the Charges

Sep 19, 2024

After months of grueling physical therapy (and painful payments), I wanted to be sure I got all the medical tax deductions I could. Rather than trying to find all the individual receipts, one all-inclusive document would be a lot simpler.

I dialed a number listed for the home office, and said, “This is David Martin. Could I get a single statement listing all my charges for the year?”

An incredulous voice said, “Excuse me??”

I said, “Is this ATI Physical Therapy?”

“No, this is the West Chicago Police Department!”

Never mind. Forget I asked about those charges…

3 Comments

  1. And what if he had said. “Do you want the pages stapled together or bound?”

    Reply
    • Haha! Mark, some people who know me might not be surprised at that!

      Reply
  2. Hope they don’t have caller ID.

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